"wake up we gotta go"
justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
police: haha it ok
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
"talk dirty to me"
some people have sex in the kitchen
i eat in my bed